EU and I were on our way home from school, by bus as usual. Somehow, the bus seems to be slowly, steadily, meandering left and right, crawling through the uncongested road today.

EU remarked, "The bus is very slow today."

"Hijack the bus lah!"

"Huh?"

"Hijack the bus, make the bus driver go faster."

"Kaoz..."

"No one will mind. The customer is always right, what..."