EU and I were on our way home from school, by bus as usual. Somehow, the bus seems to be slowly, steadily, meandering left and right, crawling through the uncongested road today.

EU remarked, "The bus is very slow today."

"Hijack the bus lah!"

"Huh?"

"Hijack the bus, make the bus driver go faster."

"Kaoz..."

"No one will mind. The customer is always right, what..."

[My sister's lecturer included this gems in their lecture notes, supposedly to keep them awake during lecture.]

What Falling In Love Is Like

• "Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." -- John, age 9
• "If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." -- Glenn, age 7

On the Role of Beauty in Love

• "If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful." -- Anita C, age 8
• "It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet." -- Brian, age 7
• "Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time." -- Christine, age 9

Why Lovers Often Hold Hands

• "They are just practising for when they might have to walk down the aisle someday and do the holy matrimony thing." -- John, age 9

Personal Qualitiies You Must Have To Be A Good Lover

"Sensitivity don't hurt." -- Robbie, age 8